This is probably the 86,345,956th mommy blog online. Just what the internets need, right?
I don’t say “shut up” to my daughter, though I often want to. You see, I practice “modeling behavior” so that she can learn how to act like a good human. What I really want to say, most of the time, is “shut the fuck up!” But this is not acceptable behavior among the preschool set, so I do not hit the parenting runway with a potty mouth.
My daughter is four years old. She believes that she is The Boss Of Everyone, but especially of me. She makes me laugh and she also makes me a little insane. Every day is an adventure with this child, and more often than not, I need a drink at the end of the day.
Welcome to my life.